It must be a real drag when you've been together since high school and only one of you makes any real progress or change. While you were at college, out experimenting with drugs, meeting cool people, hearing new ideas, and listening to some mind-blowing music. He was back home in Littleport, working his lawn care business, saving money for the house he's going to buy for the two of you down the block from where you grew up.
Speaking of break-ups, my friend Julie and I were brainstorming ideas on how to passive-aggressively break it off with someone.
Here are the three ideas we came up with.
-Large cookie cake with message in frosting
-A t-shirt that says "it's not you, it's me"
(them wearing the t-shirt is when it all really comes together)