Monday, August 31, 2009
I know of a quick-fix as well for making things all better. It's proved to be successful so far.
Thursday, August 27, 2009
She the one who has lines such as;
"I'm sorry I don't see you here on the list you must be thinking of somewhere else, somewhere more suitable for you people"
"you're friend can stay but, we think it's best if you leave now"
"oooooh, I'm sorry but you were two minutes late to sign up for the awesome competition"
"Well don't you look interesting tonight"
I find myself to be more on board with a non-existent legal drinking age. It's scenes like this that make me think "let the kids drink if they want to, they're smart, they'll figure it all out"
It's scenes like this that make me understand why they have a legal drinking age set.
I have a tiny mother in me saying "absolutely not".
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
I thought Vitamin Water was going for a cleaner image. Dwelling on it longer would suggest otherwise. The product's company sponsors so many different events, Vitamin water tends to get around a bit. Vitamin Water is also not all it's banged up to be. It's just all sugar, really you're only going to want to drink it if you need energy. It's still misleading for me when I'm strolling around a convenience store hungover.
(I apologize for not posting yesterday, lately I've
had the writers block)
Monday, August 24, 2009
Thursday, August 20, 2009
I think with those unspoken rules this should be included: tan guys with ponytails can't give you attitude. No one takes them seriously anyway, they just come off as some hammy Italian bouncer stereotype who has an internet girlfriend. It's an agonizing combination of obnoxious and sad.
Wednesday, August 19, 2009
Friday, August 14, 2009
To see the naive foreign exchange student or first time visitor to
Thursday, August 13, 2009
There are moments when your life flashes before your eyes -- what you can remember of it anyway. Or maybe that was just this weekend. Suddenly you fixate on the one good decision you made, and take comfort in the fact that when mom arrives at the hospital at 6am and strides hissing and clucking into the room you will have nothing to fear because you wore your fucking helmet!
Tuesday, August 11, 2009
Monday, August 10, 2009
At these retreats positive exercises are put into play to bring the community of raverkids even closer to their fellow candy cohorts. Exercises such as the Ecstasy Ravechain and the Trust Fall on Special K are just some of the examples. God forbid the rave movement ever diminish.
Friday, August 7, 2009
Thursday, August 6, 2009
Wednesday, August 5, 2009
You can put any word in the dictionary behind the letters DJ. There are no rules. It could be DJ Dictionary, even that sounds alright for a DJ name. The sticky wicket is making the DJ name sound snappy. DJ naming is such an obscurity it's either a mosey-like task or a fickle and limitless undertaking.
Thanks to the internet you don't have to put your mind at work for anything anymore, especially to come up with a DJ name. They've made generators for that.
DJ name generator.
I was DJ Salty Poof, unfortunately appropriate.
Monday, August 3, 2009
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I myself have a few of those waiting to be dug up.