Sibylline.

Don't you just hate it when in transit from a First Communion party to a Bar Mitzvah party you remember to put on the hat but forgot to take off the sash? An awkward hour goes by and you're wondering why the hell you keep getting the cold shoulder from everyone. Then when visiting the restroom you finally discover the problem and can feel the humiliation run from your head to hands but, it's there you discover where the meaning of life has been hiding.