Congrats to the winner! Thank you to everyone who submitted it was a difficult decision.
There are moments when your life flashes before your eyes -- what you can remember of it anyway. Or maybe that was just this weekend. Suddenly you fixate on the one good decision you made, and take comfort in the fact that when mom arrives at the hospital at 6am and strides hissing and clucking into the room you will have nothing to fear because you wore your fucking helmet!