Thursday, April 29, 2010

Ouzo δημιουργεί την πλεονεξία.

I'd be on board for a toga regale any day. It's got a terrific combination of some of my favorite elements; Ouzo, indulgence, comfortable yet stylish apparel, and Grecian semblance. It's no wonder all those Pi Delta Suncountry Lamba Beta Jigga Watt Alpha fraternities have so much pride.

Tuesday, April 27, 2010


The bowl cut is like a mistake sandwich. It was invented by mistake. The non-professional barber who proceeded to compose the style is a mistake of a human being. The person who requested the cut thinking it could be a trend was greatly mistaken.

Thursday, April 22, 2010


What's terrific about those cartoon super heroes from the seventies is that having a good time is like solving crime!

Monday, April 19, 2010


Right, well, applause all around on the parlor trick and bravo for installing the batch of creepy contortionist fetish guys that will now follow you around for the remainder of the night.

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Well raise my rent.

"Mongo only pawn... in game of life." -Mongo, Blazing Saddles

Monday, April 5, 2010

Crimson Ramblers.

Bedbugs are abominable and I think most would agree with this statement. Though, what a great excuse to invite friends over for an ever so popular furniture burning party!