Monday, August 3, 2009

COBRACAKE CAPTION CONTEST.

My sister had the idea of having a caption contest so I figured I'd give it a try.
Please submit your commentary or caption in the comment field below.

Rules for Submission
1. Please submit anonymously. Pseudonyms work, please don't make it obvious for me to know who you are. Thanks.

The winner will be chosen sometime next week.

8 comments:

  1. There are moments when your life flashes before your eyes -- what you can remember of it anyway. Or maybe that was just this weekend. Suddenly you fixate on the one good decision you made, and take comfort in the fact that when mom arrives at the hospital at 6am and strides hissing and clucking into the room you will have nothing to fear because you wore your fucking helmet!

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  2. It can be surreal to have experiences that are displaced.... like running into teachers outside of school, drinking with your grandparents, roller skating in the house, going to Quiznos in a foreign country, or watching a movie outside. Riding in a shopping cart over the age of 7, outside, and in the dark sort of reminds me of that. However, it's not like we all haven't thought of it when coming across a shopping cart, walking home after drinking too many vodka cranberries. But this girl, she's clearly prepared for displaced encounters, she brought her helmet. She's so prepared that pretty soon she'll be starting a new version of roller derby. Cart derby, taking place at midnight in Kmart parking lots across the Midwest

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  3. Death rides a pale horse.

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  4. How on earth did you find a picture of me going to my high school boyfriend's birthday party senior year?

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  5. "oh my god! Ashley and I were having some wine coolers and cheetos in my parents basement and found this show called Jackass! Those guys were so funny! Now make sure you take another picture when I hit the curb. After this can we go to your house Brad? I've got a secret to tell you!!! ...lol"

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  6. Facbook. Profile. Pic. I'mma get friended like a motherfucker!

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  7. So glad to see Benny and Joon's daughter, Jenny is doing so well at summer camp.

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  8. I wasn't smiling because I had survived the case and a half of beer, the four percocet, the three hits of ex, and my friend's "John Belushi" cocktail of coke and heroin. Presumably, my trusty, lucky helmet had saved me from all of that. No, I was smiling because fifty-six hours later when I regained cosciousness in the parking lot of the 99 cent store I realized my mother had finally found me. But, while she bemoaned the fact that not everything in the 99 cent store actually costs 99 cents and that she had had to shell out over three dollars for me, I couldn't help but think how she didn't look the least bit familiar. Well, I wasn't too particular about these types of things (Jake, Adam, and whats-his-name can attest to that), I was going home!

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