Malapropos.

I used to have a boss who was a complete space cadet. She was always misplacing things. She was a stingy, middle-aged, recent divorcee who referred to me as "kitten" and didn't pay me enough. Listing her as a reference is fine but, you just hope to god she hasn't been hitting the wine sauce when a future employer calls up and she starts hitting on them and chattering on about all the big wigs she knows in town.
Of all that my day was always made when she would misplace her money, and this happened often, and another co-worker would always ask her "Did you check the girls?"
And 9 times out of 10 she would look down at her cleavage and find what she was looking for.