Oh okay. Thanks for wearing your lousy jersey out. While Luke over here spent hours getting ready to come out tonight and show off his new tube dress. Then you come in stealing the show and ruining everything with your lazy jersey problem.
If you're the rural middle aged "my husband's a football fan and that makes me one too, anywhooo back to the jesus casserole" kind a gal I understand a jersey is your suppressed outlet, I'm not going to pry. When you're younger and in the city it just makes you look like a big ol'e lazy loaf.