Copiousness.

What may seem like a bit of an eye sore at a party could end up being what helps you when you need it most. Because you know these ladies are all stocked up on band-aids, neosporin, aspirin, flavored Rolaids, cough drops, the plan B pill, licorice, AA batteries, needle and thread, some buttons, a hot glue gun and glue sticks, nilla wafers, and millions of coupons. And you'll never know which one you'll need. I'd be nice to them if I were you, I bet they love it when you call them mom.