I would pay $2 more on my bus fare if I could rely on these two to be on the bus every time. With them being so calm and affable looking you could just forget about all the small stresses of public transportation and just unwind. I need these guys on every transportation experience I have, it'd feel like a guarantee you'd never get into an accident.
Especially with Ms. Magic-super-duper-fantastic-protecting my eyes from the sun sunglasses lady, you know she's got good luck on her side.
That would make for a total of $4.25 bus fare, would that qualify them as paid interns?