Losing sight of the Rubric.

This photo seems like it would be a scene out of
The Perks of Being a Wallflower.
Who let MTV make books?
That’s kind of like letting Michael Jordan play Baseball.
Letting Beck be a Scientologist.
Letting Yogurt make Gogurt. Letting Jimmy Falon host his own talk show. Letting Target sell a Che Guevara T-shirts, sometimes letting certain people wear Che Guevara T-shirts.
Yikes, this list could get lofty and grim fast.
Like true wallflowers, I'm sure these two have covered everything in the category but, they'll never let MTV get their smutty little hands on the manuscript.