The pained.

I really have a hard time understanding these tortured soul types. Sorry you had to wait in line at the bank. Sorry Daddy didn't love you enough. Sorry you thought tinfoil would make good wallpaper. Sorry that Hot Topic/mall is terribly close to your house. If you know everything about The Cure, I'll leave you alone, that's respectable. Are these the kind of kids who's birthdays are on Halloween?