a.k.a. the fox

This is it right here. When everyone is sitting on the kitchen floor playing Duck duck gray duck (or Duck duck goose as you Californians would say) you know you've thrown the most smashing party of the year.

Yecchy.

Not only does wearing a tie tell people that you're a smart dressed professional, not wearing a shirt and only wearing a tie tells people you're really into creepy drugs.

The twist.

I'm telling you, these old dusty dance halls are next on the list for hit parties. Unless you'd rather stick to the whole white everything decor with crappy fast trancey music.
Your call.

Maudlin.

Escaping the dopey looking kid staring at you all night is quite a feat but, keeping the image of that mushy face from popping into your head all night is the real trick.

Ambrosial.

Tragically adorable people like her are what make you believe in things like the honor system, kindness to strangers, and good omens. As if the world were good place when people dress cute.

Cat Fancy.

Well meeow, looks like someone let the cat out of the bag.

Sark.

12 year girls often wear this type of shirts and you think "that's a stupid shirt".
When this guy wears a shirt like this you think "Ha ha ha ha, wow, that's a funny t-shirt."



Reminds me of Jeff Goldblum wearing a t-shirt that says "I'm a pepper" in Life Aquatic.

Trivial.

CUTE COUPLE ALERT! How fun would it be to go to their dinner parties and watch them bicker over what goes better in a quiche.

Addle

It's always a little frustrating seeing Amish people use items like a cell phone, or a car, and other electronic modern devices. It's sending the world one huge mixed message. Unless their still experiencing Rumspringa, if that's the case at least just on board with trying non-Amish clothing.

Defective.

Hey kid, Old Navy called, they want you to throw out your t-shirt they sold your older brother in 2001. It was only supposed to stay intact til 2003.

Horse Feathers.

Well butter my butt and call me biscuit, why so blue Slim? Feel'in half seas over? Everything in your life toss'in like a bag of nails? Someone in your life being a addle-pot? All them city folk got you running a bee in you bonnet? Don't hang fire Hi ho silver!

Cypher.

Code for intercourse here is "Yeah, I sure made an Evlis and Twiggy sandwich out of him".

Slip slaps.

I bought a pair of flip flops once to wear around the house, I had always despised them but, wanted to give them another chance. I threw them out two days later.
I'm still trying to figure out why people wear them outdoors let alone wear them at all. Feet are the foundation of your body and very valuable. Don't disrespect them by letting them get all filthy and unsupported by a lousy thing made of some weird foam and plastic.

Epitome.

If you ask me Dolly Parton is a spectacular role model. She's saucy, home-towny, with a little bit of feminism thrown in. She knows how to have a good time and keep you from feeling blue.
Which is way more than I can say for Bummer Barbie.

Potboiler.

"Hey Kevin, dude, your dad's on the phone, he wants to know if you want him to pick you up some more Gogurt"