Conflagration.

When I was growing up I was occasionally picked on for having red hair. Out of all of the nick -names for red heads the one I found the most distasteful was fire crotch.
Mostly because I never quite understood it, fire is not really red in color. Fire is a series of yellows and oranges. Also, if my crotch, or "carpet", were to have the appearance of fire
wouldn't my "drapes" look like this?