Cabalistic.

Law offices of Johnston & Johnston's brand spanken new intern. He knows how to make every drink in the book and he makes a mean Singapore Sling. While he makes it he'll tell you about his adventures with Bobby Fischer when they were roomates in Whitehorse, Yukon and that was all Bobby wanted to drink. Why wouldn't you hire this guy. We call him Basil.

Cantankerous.

Another intern joins the Law Offices of Johnston & Johnston team. She's the one we send out to low ball our expensive purchases. When everyone in the company needs new Ray-Bans, and trust me we go through those things like candy ciggarettes, we send Intern Grouchy here to get us a brand new box of Wayfarer's for a steal. In today's market it's all about finding things at cost, not at retail prices.
She goes in and gives the retailers a hissy fit until they can't take it anymore and just want to get her out of their hair. It's what we like to call the daddy's little girl approach. We've tried other ways of cutting costs but this has proven to be most efficient. One time she finagled a case of 12 bottles of 15 year Macallan for the office that only ended up costing us $15.00 and a box of Ticonderoga's.

Eazy & Breezy.

I would pay $2 more on my bus fare if I could rely on these two to be on the bus every time. With them being so calm and affable looking you could just forget about all the small stresses of public transportation and just unwind. I need these guys on every transportation experience I have, it'd feel like a guarantee you'd never get into an accident.
Especially with Ms. Magic-super-duper-fantastic-protecting my eyes from the sun sunglasses lady, you know she's got good luck on her side.
That would make for a total of $4.25 bus fare, would that qualify them as paid interns?

Geoffrey Holder.

I would like to find out that this is the guy who played Punjab in Annie. And that he can actually levitate a vase with a beautiful bouquet of flowers in it, and that it was not just a special effect for the movie. Sounds like The Law Offices of Johnston & Johnston have a NEW INTERN! Since he can levitate things he'll be a paid intern.

Magician Intern

Intern hiring time! The Law Offices of Johnston & Johnston would like to introduce our Wizardry Intern He creates illusions and makes things disappear, like bills and bodies. He also does kids' parties for extra side money. He's read all the Harry Potter books and he's a Data Analyst!
He's the Great & Mystifying Dale!

Intern #2 Title: S.O.S.

Here is The first intern we hired.
And now the Law Offices of Johnston & Johnston have a new recruit. All he's got to do is get rid of the thing under his lip and we are good to go, maybe some old-timey specs. I think I'll make him Secretary of Secrets, Confidentiality Clerk. He can be the gossip intern of sorts, a fact checker. He's got an impeccable ear that can hear for miles and he's just simple enough that people feel they can instantly trust him with confidential information. He's also the guy we go to when we need to get Clandestine shit done.

Scouting for the perfect intern.

I always joke about hiring interns and how I had to fire the last ones because they showed up to work sober. This guy however could show up sober as my intern. I would not have him be my intern though, this guy would be hired on as my butler for a year and work his way up into the position of right hand man. Almost like having someone represent you. If I could not make it to an event I'd send this guy for me. He would always wear a suit and bow tie like this as well. And when you're feeling blue he'd suggest a hot air balloon ride and just when you're all settled in that wicker basket thing awaiting take off you think "BLAST! I forgot a flask!" Guess who pulls a bottle of Johnny Walker Blue out of his inside coat pocket.
"Ahhhh..... that was close Mr. Smigglesworth, I sure am glad I hired you!"