Squandered youth.

Young spry kids who can make forts make me envious. All day you have to go to boring old school where you get to learn about things like; gravity (the trial and error way), hopscotch, what's on the inside of a frog, how to put an egg in a 2 liter soda bottle and be able to drop it from real high with out breaking the egg, how to make a pencil look like it's rubber, and lost and found items.
Sounds rough. I miss making forts and running around with friends on my bicycle coming up with ideas that seem awesome today. Like trick or treating in July for candy! Genius! Until you find out people don't stock up on candy in the middle of July.
Now these days kids are playing a bunch of video games and their fort building skills are awful and unimaginative; lack of detail and passion.

Covetousness.

Woah, the third little sibling sighting. This little sibling is different though, this little sibling is squealing with charisma. Which means once you get to the party you immediately you loose site of him. You go the whole night with out seeing him and when you finally find him he's piling out of some crazy luxury car with a bunch of people and he's all like
"Bonjour! We just went to this bar where we hung out with Tim Curry and then we met these cowboy dudes at the bar so we drove around in the back of their pick-up truck and watched fireworks and they took us to this party at Prince's house, did you know he's got a purple pool!?, Then we were hungry so we went to this really crazy restaurant that has really good greek/indian food, you would have loved it, and the owner totally hooked us up with everything and we happened to be sitting next to J.J. Fad's table so after we after we ate we totally went to this other party with them for a while and we played music with them and it was AMAZING! Where were you?"
You then realize you've spent the whole night with the same two people discussing China's troubled international deals.

Setting a good example

Here is another one of those bring your little sibling to the party scenarios. Unfortunately it seems that this girl is finding out that when her older sister drinks she becomes unheeding like when their mom drinks. That's when the party doesn't seem as fun anymore.

Little Sibling.

Rule reversal.
The new cool thing to do: Bring your little sibling to the party.


Introduce him to all your friends.


So that he can experience, or experiment with, new and interesting things at a young age.



Also, your mom said you can't have the car next week if you don't bring him.