Caravan.

Van owners with out children are a proud breed. Who can blame them, they've been on more impromptu road trips and late night excursions than all those lousy sedan owners. There's a sort of social advantage to having a living room in your transportation vehicle and only certain people are fit for the kind of social responsibilities that taking on owning a van entails. You have to be rogue and ready, like maps, believe in superstitions, not mind clutter, and always only wear one earring.