Phytogeography.

It's true, when you're all schnockered, inanimate objects do seem like they bear the best companionship.
Plants especially, because of the chlorophyll.

I am proud to present to you the word schnockered, a word invented by my mother.

Schnockered - (sh-nŏ-k-erh-d): adjective :a state in which you are lazily under the influence of alcohol, specifically wine. This state can often be identified by the "oh you guys" expression that often surfaces from the subject.