When Jesus sailed sailed the ocean blue on the Kmart, Walmart, and The Shopko Maria and discovered America the first thing they did was invent particle board.
Thursday, November 26, 2009
Friday, November 20, 2009
Split.
Thursday, November 19, 2009
Pongee.
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
Bonhomie.
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
Bunco.
Monday, November 16, 2009
Pasquinade.
Friday, November 13, 2009
Antipodal.
When someone is so out of place that it makes you feel itchingly awkward, it really makes you wonder if they're completely oblivious to it all. Or if they're one of those people who crave the strand of attention that making an ass of them self provides.
Then again, merit must be given to anyone who can track down a bracket of drinks at a beer only event.
Then again, merit must be given to anyone who can track down a bracket of drinks at a beer only event.
Thursday, November 12, 2009
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
Hotfoot.
I've heard people say they dislike Fresh Prince of Bel Air maybe considering Will Smith's career or Will Smith himself. For me, I grew up watching the Fresh Prince of Bel Air and have always enjoyed the show. For some reason I have a signed head shot of Tatyana Ali in my bathroom. It's always great to see Alfonso Ribeiro doing the Carlton dance. The man in the photo reminds me of another fun character, Jazz (Dj Jazzy Jeff) Will's confidante who was always tossed out the front door for causing shenanigans. Any variation of that puts me on board for whatever adventure is in store.
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
Phytogeography.
It's true, when you're all schnockered, inanimate objects do seem like they bear the best companionship.
Plants especially, because of the chlorophyll.
I am proud to present to you the word schnockered, a word invented by my mother.
Schnockered - (sh-nŏ-k-erh-d): adjective :a state in which you are lazily under the influence of alcohol, specifically wine. This state can often be identified by the "oh you guys" expression that often surfaces from the subject.
Plants especially, because of the chlorophyll.
I am proud to present to you the word schnockered, a word invented by my mother.
Schnockered - (sh-nŏ-k-erh-d): adjective :a state in which you are lazily under the influence of alcohol, specifically wine. This state can often be identified by the "oh you guys" expression that often surfaces from the subject.
Monday, November 9, 2009
Frivolity.
Friday, November 6, 2009
Envisage.
Thursday, November 5, 2009
Oh Mao.
Tuesday, November 3, 2009
Id.
continued from yesterday's post..... Then again Halloween is a truly creative holiday. Even people who don't dress up or make a costume will most likely have to use a bit of imagination when it comes to carving a pumpkin. For some who dress in costume, it seems their costume really is a derivative of their personality, fantasies, and inclinations. Which is great because if you're
finally showing that on the outside then it makes it incredibly easier to meet others like you, always a satisfactory moment.
Though, I've seen this fail as well, one year I dressed up as a Jehovah's witness and met 5 other people dressed up as Jehovah's witnesses at a party. I doubt our costume choice represented any dynamism similarities besides our sense of humor toward a severe faith.
finally showing that on the outside then it makes it incredibly easier to meet others like you, always a satisfactory moment.
Though, I've seen this fail as well, one year I dressed up as a Jehovah's witness and met 5 other people dressed up as Jehovah's witnesses at a party. I doubt our costume choice represented any dynamism similarities besides our sense of humor toward a severe faith.
Monday, November 2, 2009
Adroit.
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