Pilgrims.

When Jesus sailed sailed the ocean blue on the Kmart, Walmart, and The Shopko Maria and discovered America the first thing they did was invent particle board.

Split.

I've said it before and I'll say it now. Go party where sailors party. I'm following my own advice and I'm going to New York for a little over a week to party where sailors party or used to party.
I'll post when I can.

Pongee.

Mr. DJ pyramid hat here is in dire need of a new look. Wearing black silk as a piece of apparel, actually black silk anywhere is pretty gaudy.
Put the black silk back where it belongs, next to velvet Elvis in the cheetah print frame with the Johnson Smith Co. catalog near by.

Bonhomie.

Togetherness is a marvelous thing: when people dress alike, hugs, sleeping in bunk beds, smiles, sharing.
Coming up with new non-verbal ways of expressing fellowship is always a fun exercise.

Bunco.

This urban Kokopelli character is all tranquil and harmonious for the most part. It's when he flips out and won't let anyone leave the party until he finds out who submerged his iphone in the bong water that you'll find he's got some not so mellow vibes after all.

Pasquinade.

Oh of course it's an over-embellished look but, at least you could safely say that you know first hand Velma Dace Dinkley has some taste.

Antipodal.

When someone is so out of place that it makes you feel itchingly awkward, it really makes you wonder if they're completely oblivious to it all. Or if they're one of those people who crave the strand of attention that making an ass of them self provides.
Then again, merit must be given to anyone who can track down a bracket of drinks at a beer only event.

Ninny.

Who's got two thumbs and puts the "bean" in "loserbean"?

Hotfoot.

I've heard people say they dislike Fresh Prince of Bel Air maybe considering Will Smith's career or Will Smith himself. For me, I grew up watching the Fresh Prince of Bel Air and have always enjoyed the show. For some reason I have a signed head shot of Tatyana Ali in my bathroom. It's always great to see Alfonso Ribeiro doing the Carlton dance. The man in the photo reminds me of another fun character, Jazz (Dj Jazzy Jeff) Will's confidante who was always tossed out the front door for causing shenanigans. Any variation of that puts me on board for whatever adventure is in store.

Phytogeography.

It's true, when you're all schnockered, inanimate objects do seem like they bear the best companionship.
Plants especially, because of the chlorophyll.

I am proud to present to you the word schnockered, a word invented by my mother.

Schnockered - (sh-nŏ-k-erh-d): adjective :a state in which you are lazily under the influence of alcohol, specifically wine. This state can often be identified by the "oh you guys" expression that often surfaces from the subject.

Frivolity.

The whole Paddington Bear look is rather pleasant. I do however mind that pending feeling of the fated 90's fad that's looming over. It's like knowing the popcorn is going to burn.

Envisage.

So... I'm ready when you're ready. I just think it's time, someone needs to tell Ron that it's not a doorway to the past.

Oh Mao.

When it's not pouring out an umbrella can be utilized as a parasol, something to keep the sun out of your eyes. When it's not pouring out and your umbrella is translucent, it can be utilized to keep out conformists.

Id.

continued from yesterday's post..... Then again Halloween is a truly creative holiday. Even people who don't dress up or make a costume will most likely have to use a bit of imagination when it comes to carving a pumpkin. For some who dress in costume, it seems their costume really is a derivative of their personality, fantasies, and inclinations. Which is great because if you're
finally showing that on the outside then it makes it incredibly easier to meet others like you, always a satisfactory moment.



Though, I've seen this fail as well, one year I dressed up as a Jehovah's witness and met 5 other people dressed up as Jehovah's witnesses at a party. I doubt our costume choice represented any dynamism similarities besides our sense of humor toward a severe faith.

Adroit.

My favorite was discussing $2 costumes. Sometimes they look lazy and unceremonious but, if executed properly you can remind people that Halloween is all about having a good time and not feeling like such a blockhead.