I heard flossing can add 5 years to your life. That's 5 extra years of drinking that Corona all the time. Sorry to get all Timmy the Tooth on you but, I think it's best to leave the bottle opening parlor tricks to possibly someone who can afford a new set of teeth or maybe to those people who have the teeth of gold.

someone did this at my 21st birthday party and bled all over the place. he's so cool.
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