Dear American Apparel,

Look at what you've done. Everyone that decides to invest in your clothing looks like they are going to time travel back to 1980 to exercise. People in 1980 only wore this kind of clothing when they worked out, they never thought it was fashionable to wear it to a party. These kids think they are making a statement. What the statement is I do not know. That people should have exercised in the 80's more? The clothing their wearing is so bright they need shades? Wearing red underwear over silver leggings with high heels is a political statement on the war?
Hogwash.

Dear American Apparel,

Knock it off.