Malaki na dito

Manpanionships are pretty special. All of a sudden you're mantiquing in the Honolulu and next thing you know you're getting leied.

Figure

So, I hate to sound like your dad but, why don't you get off the couch, get a job, cut you hair and what are you wearing?

Markdown

I mean I guess it's kind of a unscrupulous insult to say that hipsters should be sold at pawn shops but, doesn't it kind of make a whole lot of sense?