Pinto

Speaking of burritos. If you absolutley have to dress as something sexy for Halloween have some dignity and please choose food.

Arándanos

Well how would you feel if you just found out you paid too much money for shiny blue vinyl that makes you resemble a blueberry flavored burrito?

After seeing this tattoo, "If I Could Turn Back Time" will forever have very a serious message.

a.k.a. the fox

This is it right here. When everyone is sitting on the kitchen floor playing Duck duck gray duck (or Duck duck goose as you Californians would say) you know you've thrown the most smashing party of the year.

Yecchy.

Not only does wearing a tie tell people that you're a smart dressed professional, not wearing a shirt and only wearing a tie tells people you're really into creepy drugs.