Ordeal.

Did you ever have that bad dream where you realize you accidentally went to school with all your clothes on? How embarrassing.

Reds.

The rise and fall of Carrot Top's career is what us redheads like to refer to as the "dark ages", kind of like how Bush made Americans look bad. Through out history there have been famous redheads that have left us with a rusty reputation. The typically orphaned and klutzy characteristics are what makes us all look like unwanted dimwits. Some of these examples redheads include; I love Lucy, Orphan Annie, Pipi Longsticking, or Chucky (Rugrats). It's brave soles like Molly Ringwald, Madeline Kahn, and Conan 'O Brien that have been able to advance the redheads into a positive light.
Those poor Carrot Top look-a-likes. It's a good thing Shaun White came along to help lessen that burden.



Pssst: Marylin Monroe was born a redhead.

Cummerbund.

Bra's are so old fashioned. Belts are the new support. Great for the office.

*It is no joke the title of this post is a synonym for belt.

Astute.

Do you ever find yourself contemplating questions like "Are we the smartest animal on earth?" or "Is human civility somehow reversing itself?" and the more common "What's wrong with people today?". Evidence of the answers to these questions can be found all around us, it's just that none of it is scientific enough to get the hard facts.

Anschluss.

Here's another Rainbow Bright impersonator. I'm starting to think this is something bigger than I actually imagine, like the whole Elvis thing. What's that about anyway? If Elvis was still alive don't you think he would have stopped his daughter from marrying Michael Jackson?

Ruddy.

Oh grand, what's his sunburn, showed up to the gallery show. It must have been a long drive from the cul-de-sac village you hail from. Good thing you brought your flashy new hand jive, don't forget to get too loaded and hit on a bunch of girls inappropriately before you drive home!


*note: sunburns are not comedic material.

Peity.

There is a great many things I don't not know about truelove. However, I've heard that 3 tablets of ecstasy will get you pretty damn close.

Heterodox.

So wait, are kids actually idolizing the trio from the movie Superbad? I thought it just a comedic movie about the values of friendship? I had no idea it was an iconic thing. Bizzaro Superbad.

Agglomerate.

If your name is Biff and you're living in the phi kappa phi house and blowing freshman's minds with your "art" of beer can sculpture, bravo. I'm not buying anything as talent outside of that setting.

Confect.

Looking like an over sized deformed Werther's Original may not be the best to attract the girl next door. You can however guarantee 84 year old Ms. Abner across the street will be tickled pink with you.

Ho-hum.

Some people love love love PBR tall boys, some people prefer a Delerium Tremens.
I'm with this guy, it's just that all those PBR dogwater beers are so (sigh) booooring.




On the topic of alcohol, this looks amazing. Would love to make my favorite standby greyhound with Absolute Brooklyn.