Sensile.

Oh look at our little Jordan Catalano all grown up in his little outfits, always waking up on the emotional musician side of the bed. One of these days he's going to read!

ikitsch.

Seeing this carryall of Miami honky-tonk
spill a hew of undergarment is as surprising as
if someone told you Steve Jobs is kind of a prick in person.

Nongermane.

The first time I traveled to Europe with two of my cousins we found ourselves a little famished after a long flight from New York to Germany. I was so excited to experience new and interesting things. The first stop for food was upon request of my cousin to Burger King in the airport. They didn't have studel's or ruben's so instead I ordered fries and a beer to make it feel like I was somewhat absorbing the culture but, it still kinda felt like your everyday Idaho and dogwater.

Herald.

Annabean.

Priapean.

Asking for your two front teeth for christmas is so overrated and juvenile. It's more practical to just ask for what you really need, a sausage fest.

Pekoe.

It's absolutely true, money does not buy taste but, what it can buy you is tibial torsion and a ghastly pair of tea party pants.

Bargin for.

Some people tend to hold out on plans last minute in hope for that crazy and fabulous new year's party they're going to get invited to. Or it's decided it will be a night in for just you, a bottle and the cats. Either way it's a pickle to spend the next morning trying to figure out how you ended up in the storage closet.