Malaki na dito

Manpanionships are pretty special. All of a sudden you're mantiquing in the Honolulu and next thing you know you're getting leied.

Figure

So, I hate to sound like your dad but, why don't you get off the couch, get a job, cut you hair and what are you wearing?

Markdown

I mean I guess it's kind of a unscrupulous insult to say that hipsters should be sold at pawn shops but, doesn't it kind of make a whole lot of sense?

It's true superheros live among us. You'd think they'd be these kind of nerdy office mail room guys. How wrong you are. The real superheros are totally radical youngsters with nothing to do but, stick it to the man!

Poof

The only way of apologizing to your roommate for forgetting to unlock the door and all of your stuff got robbed is to buy them a big screen television. Instant forgiveness.

Go Your Own Way

If you think you can leave the house sporting Stevie Nicks sleeves then I better hear a banging version of "Rhiannon" at some point in the night.

Bias

Usually I'd make fun of this picture but, first off I have a friend that looks just like that guy, sans the curly hair. Second, the face the woman is making is one that I have made and have been told many times that if I don't stop making it my face is going to be stuck like that forever. I have photo baggage. 

A+

Just in case your radar is off these guys are the bag of awesome that will save your life from that flock of post punk crunchies that will bombard you with their D.I.Y. ideas.

No Help

Yeah, because that's exactly what we need right now.

New low

Gentrification of hipsters taking over rough neighborhoods is one thing but, completely invading homeless territory is just ruthless.

Scale

I wonder if Kathy Griffin would have calmed down and taken the nerd scenster route if things would have panned out better. More Sean Lennon, less Andy Dick.

Neigh

Usually when someone says you have a "horse sense" it means you exhibit a quality of practical judgment. Something seems paradoxical here.

Pinto

Speaking of burritos. If you absolutley have to dress as something sexy for Halloween have some dignity and please choose food.

Arándanos

Well how would you feel if you just found out you paid too much money for shiny blue vinyl that makes you resemble a blueberry flavored burrito?

After seeing this tattoo, "If I Could Turn Back Time" will forever have very a serious message.